Saturday, April 16, 2011

Paula Deen riding things!

So I happened upon a website called Paula Deen Riding Things the other day.
Funny stuff. Sometimes I design products for her brand where I work. She loves butter ya'll.
So I had to give it a try. Here it is...
Paula Deen riding the Tardis.

This ride is as smooth as butter ya'll!


Thursday, April 07, 2011

Another food dream...


So last night I had a dream that I was looking for a job. I went to the Subway that I used to work at in my old uniform. The layout of the place was different and there was a fish tank in the front window. My old boss Jody was there and a bunch of young girls hanging out. I guess they were recruits or something. They were behind the counter, but none of them were in uniform. I told Jody that I still had a job as an artist and I just needed some extra money, so I would work the night shift... no problem. I would just need to learn the new recipes and I would be good to go.

That's all I remember.

Wednesday, April 06, 2011

Delicious Dream

Yawn and Good Morning.
I'm freshly awake from a delicious food dream.
A bunch of people were all at this festival type event in a large field.
We we all sitting around large circular tables. There were four other people sitting at my table.
There were people bringing plates of food over and setting them up in the center of the table. Many of the dishes were rice based and Indian. There were many different spices, colors and smells all around. They all seemed to be super delicious with lots and lots of flavor. I put a large spoon of each dish on my plate and began to eat it up. I got up and began to walk around.
There were people everywhere sampling and eating food. There were vendors selling food and accessories. I saw one who was selling Chinese Tea sets, only they were miniature. I continued walking across the field and I came upon a booth. The booth was sort of like a old phone booth, only it was a round tube shaped with a door space cut out. The whole booth was made of thick clear acrylic. I went inside and and there were clear acrylic shelves lined with Grey Goose bottles. I sat down on a little acrylic seat and watched as clear tubes pumped some sort of pressurized air or liquid towards the bottoms of the bottles. As the carbonated substance reached the bottles they all began to erupt like Champagne. I sat inside the booth and laughed as the carbonated liquor rained down over me. I grabbed a glass and drank some of it.
I decided to walk back to my table and tell the people who were sitting with me. When I returned they were all done eating and the food was gone. But I had brought dessert. I put a fruit crisp of some sort out on the table and they began to dig in. I tried to tell everyone about the awesome and invigorating Vodka shower I had, but the weren't listening. The event was wrapping up and everyone was leaving. I walked back over to the Grey Goose acrylic booth and there was a man pouring out a bunch of liquor bottles into a black trash bag. I asked him why he was doing that and he said he couldn't take them back with him. So I asked if I could have one, and he told me he couldn't be paid for them. Then he just stared at me. So I offered him some money and he went back to pouring out the bottles.
I woke up.
The End.

Thursday, February 17, 2011

A little bit of Zazzle Recognition!

Artist Award

Yay Me!

My product, Cute Vampire Bat Totes, has been hand-picked as an example of creativity at its finest. Out of the billions of designs on Zazzle, mine was chosen as one of the best.

I'm so excited! As a reward, my product will appear at the top of the page listed below in the "Featured Designs" section for approximately 2 weeks. This means my product and my store will be center stage!



See it featured on Vampire Bags